She works the night shift at a bar downtown
And at 10:30, the familiar come around
One is a lawyer with a crooked grin to match
But everybody loves him, when they get their tabs.
Oh -- he just buys them.
Oh -- cuz he's got no real friends.
Oh -- he just buys them.
Oh -- but it works out in the end.
A man reaches for the top shelf and tells what happened earlier
His wife said she's leaving and he cries --
"I'm just a simple man and I'm dying because I love her."
She's pregnant, with my child but I swear it's the child of another.
He loves her. and he never dreamed of this
"I'm so sorry." Lies that crooked lawyer.
How about a rusty nail, this one's on me
Did I mention my last name; it's the same as the woman you slept with last night.
She's seen it happen many times before
A man loses his temper, a man falls to the floor
Blinded from the whiskey, but protected by his friends
Whose habits rely on a false sense of generosity
I'm Oh -- he just buys them.
Oh -- cuz he's got no real friends.
Oh -- he takes what he wants
Oh -- but it works out in the end.
How about ethical views? -- they don't apply in here.
Security shows and takes him away, "Don't bring you problems in here."
Don't bring your problems around here.
They say, don't bring your problems around here.