Well I was invited to a monkey party
All my friends were there
We were dancing like fools
And we really didn't care
We drank chocolate milk from plastic cups
Jumped up in the air and wiggled our butts

Well I was chillin at the monkey party
Jungle boogie on the box
Dancing like a poodle and moving like a fox
Beating our chests and smoking that weed
Making love and letting it bleed

Well I thought we'd crash the party happening next door
When the interracial polar bear got me on the floor
I started to yell, I beat my chest
But she didn't seem to like my monkey protest

If I had a dollar for every freakin' time that my
Buddies picked a bug off my back while I was snortin' a line
I'd probably be a billionaire and move back home
Bring the party with me so I wouldn't feel alone.

Well you were invited to a monkey party
No cover at the door
I thought I'd ask you to come with me
But you said that I'm a bore.
I called a couple times but ya didn't pick up the phone
And I had that freaky polar bear drive me home.