We read it in the paper
But it didn't sound right
So we made a pretty fire
To keep us warm through the night.

It's how they sold it
That made it look so good
And it tasted even better
While it still could.

And if we all buy it
It's gonna be a hit
We'll tell our friends and family,
We'll tell our wives and kids,

So put this one on credit
And we'll think about it later
We'll sleep on our inflation
And dream of winter sweaters

Oh -- this one's so tasty.
It's all milk and cream.
So gorge yourself forever
And forget the calories.

That add up when you're asleep.
That spread when you don't read.
That attack when you just believe.
That made you the slob you'll always be.

So chug it down with soda,
And arm yourself to the teeth,
Get together your one-liners,
Because this is getting deep.

We read it in the paper
But it didn't sound right
So we made a pretty fire
To keep us warm through the night.

It's how they sold it
That made it look so good
And it tasted even better
While it still could.

And if we all buy it
It's gonna be a hit
We'll tell our friends and family,
We'll tell our wives and kids,

We'll tell our friends and family,
We'll tell our wives and kids,
We'll tell our friends and family,
We'll tell our wives and kids.